"Yo momma......"

 

It's the *other* F word.

“I’m gonna fatten you up!”

“Yo momma so fat….”

"Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Trans fat, low fat, high fat…fat, fat, fat.

Fat has ...

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Make Plato proud

Alcohol is a hot topic of debate.

"Am I drinking too much?"
"When is it a problem?"
"There's too much hype. It's not that bad."

I am not one to ...

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Angry Bees, Unhappy Doctors

“bzzzzzzzz.”

“BZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

I could hear the aggravated sound over the heart murmur I was listening to in room 3.  My stethoscope rested calmly on the child’s chest, but the buzzing sound kept ...

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Opening the Door

*knock knock*

It was summer of 1978, and I was four years old.  Standing on my front porch, I could feel the heavy Midwest humidity envelop my skin. My sandals were strangling ...

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Calling the shots!

You'll never think of a shot glass the same after this blog post.  Beware.  ;)

Believe it or not: Despite all your effort to empty your bladder between baseball innings....or at halftime....or ...

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Tell your stress to "VanGOGH AWAY!"

Why are kindergarteners so happy!?  I'm sure the extra recess time helps (monkey bars are magical).

Perhaps the key lies in all those projects with fingerpaint, paste, and scissors to CREATE ART.  Humans are ...

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